User:Aspallarr

Greetings Earthlings

Hi my name is Aspallar and I am from Mars. Love playing your Terran games we have nothing like them on Mars.

It really is a pity that we are going to have to exterminate the human race soon.

Please excuse any errors in my English, I am struggling to cope with such a primitive language.

Me at Work

Here is a mega high resolution picture of me at work in my black hole manipulator. Be amazed, Earthlings...

                     ,-"     "-.
                    / o       o \
                   /   \     /   \
                  /     )-"-(     \
                 /     ( 6 6 )     \
                /       \ " /       \
               /         )=(         \
              /   o   .--"-"--.   o   \
             /    I  /  -   -  \  I    \
         .--(    (_}y/\       /\y{_)    )--.
        (    ".___l\/__\_____/__\/l___,"    )
         \                                 /
          "-._      o O o O o O o      _,-"
              `--Y--.___________.--Y--'
                 |==.___________.==| 
                 `==.___________.==' 

   _____                       .__  .__
  /  _  \   _________________  |  | |  | _____ _______
 /  /_\  \ /  ___/\____ \__  \ |  | |  | \__  \\_  __ \
/    |    \\___ \ |  |_> > __ \|  |_|  |__/ __ \|  | \/
\____|__  /____  >|   __(____  /____/____(____  /__|
        \/     \/ |__|       \/               \/

Note the extremely skillful way I have manipulated the gravity of the black hole to bend light to spell out my name beneath my black hole manipulator. Am I totally awesome or what?