MiseTings

MiseTings (also Misetings) is a Magic: The Gathering humour site and forum directed at a more mature (17/18+) audience than most other Magic forums like MTGNews and MTG Salvation. Misetings is notorious for their satire of recent issues in the Magic world with Photoshopped card images and articles. Besides discussing recent happenings in the world of Magic, there is also room for normal Magic strategy and general discussion as well as Mafia games.

I know why ever thing is looking like its backwards. Basicaly the person who invented the wheel forgot to ask the most important question of all.

Q. Why do anything. A. Because its right.

The wheel was invented before we understood what it actualy did all the wheel actualy does is move us away from are selfs.

Basicaly every one who doesnt understand the truth is asking questions in hopes of finding the truth. When what you really should do is understand the truth and then ask what are questions? We as a race are doing every thing Backwards. Think about this we currently belive that are brain is in are heads but have you ever thought that possably this belife is wrong? No because you know your brain is in your head for FACT. When actualy your brain is in your DNA and there is probably even a brain in your DNA. Your cells talk too your brain when you are thinking it is acting like a GIANT super computer that is in each cell and each cell is connected though your brain. Basicaly what dreams are made of IS the Truth. Are lifes are made out of false because we are building a box around are minds that is actualy cutting us off from "god" god=every thing that is on this side of existance. IF you understand the Answer you will know all questions and you will also be able too tell why the questions you ask are false. It isnt because it doesnt have an answer its because your asking the wrong question at the wrong time. The road too hell for are race is paved in bad intent. If this God sees us trying too build a device that would could possably be used too destroy life. It will find us and kill us and by find us i mean come too earth and by kill us i mean absorb us into its mind. Basicaly the more you realize the truth the more you realize how wrong you are IT seems like something that really sucks but infact it is what learning is ALL about.

History

MiseTings is owned and operated by Mike Bregoli, a former professional Magic: The Gathering player. The name of the site comes from a combination of two different Magic slang phrases: "mise" and "tings". Both words can be used to describe an incredible Magic phenomena. More specifically, "to mise" can be defined as "to obtain something that is unusually great or unexpected" or as "a mise", something that is unusually great or unexpected"; "tings" is simply short for "beatings".

The Misetings forum is notorious for its harsh, uncensored language and self-moderation. The site also introduced various catchphrases like "sarnath'd", "annoraxed", "In before ...", "Maro is batshit insane!", and a number of famous smilies, such as "Trey" ().

Among the sites members are Template:MTGS's Fogatog, Furor (as Gisgo), Kijin, kingcobweb (who has since been banned and deleted), sneakyhomunculus (as sneakyh), and extremestan (as paz).

As of December 12th, 2007, MiseTings has been taken offline. Fans have since built a MiseTings legacy non-AIDS giving and-in-every-other-way-better-than-MT-circa-2007 forum, GoodGamery. The original MiseTings forum have since been restored (but no one knows since it's dead anyway).

I have cotton growed by white chilluns in mah back yerd.